Why Apple Computers are the Best Windows PCs (or the lesser of several evils)

I’m now spending most of my time on an Apple computer, the 20″ 2.4 GHz iMac. I also use a Dell Inspiron e1505 and a Toshiba R100, both of which just run Windows. In my opinion, compared with the typical big-box computer (there are exceptions, like some Dell laptops, mainly the XPS series, and some other units by other lesser-known manufacturers) units by Apple hold some advantages if you’re deciding to purchase one over the other:

1. No promos
I like promo-hunting but lots of people don’t. Apple’s simply computer line  doesn’t rapidly vacillate in price, and the relative dearth of customization options make it pretty easy to figure out what Mac you’re gonna buy. Easier than, say, buying a PC from elsewhere.

2. It can run the best of both worlds.
Macs run Windows too. And they run their own pretty-darn-good operating system. So while in the hardware arena ou give up some choice by going Apple, you get twice the operting system choice you do normally from a PC. Heck, the percentage is actually less…in a good way…x86-based Linux will run perfectly fine on n Apple unit.

3. They don’t skimp on components
As opposed to the PC manufacturers, which start you off with 512 MB of 533 MHz memory, a single core 1.46 GHz processor and a rather limited operating system, not to mention a lowcapacity battery in some instances, for Apple computers the low-end models are perfectly capable of doing everyday tasks very smoothly. The desktop situation is a bit better for PCs, since Apple elects to use a bunch of notebook components in their iMac(the only thing I don’t really like about having that system). But to get down to cheap price levels, PC makers skimp on components that Apple doesn’t, thus making Apple look betterand PCs look nearly as costly as Macs when you get similar features, at least on the consumer end of things. Macbook Pros are much more expensive than Dell XPS m1530s, but less expensive than workstation laptop models that Dell tucks away in the business categor. Likewise, Mac Pros are more expensive than high-end home machines, but are cheap compared with desktop workstations in many cases. :/

4. They DO skimp on bloatware
PC makers are getting better about this, but Apple never had any problems with it to start with. One suggestion that you might want to buy a .Mac subscription, and you’re on your way. All trial versions of software are neatly tucked away should you want them, but they’re tucked away so you won’t be annoyed if you don’t want them. Again, Dell at least is slimming down the junk they include with their computers, so that the darn things will run with 1 GB of memory and a rather slow dual-core processor in a Vista environment without grinding to a screeching halt, but no matter whether you put Windows or just keep Mac OS on your Apple computer,  things are quite clean.

5. Mac OS is pretty, and so are Apple computers
Don’t get me wrong, Windows Vista looks awesome, and actually is much flashier than Apple’s Leopard OS. But Mac OS X has been doggone beautiful since pretty much the start, and thus applications built for the system are actually made to look nice, as opposed to a rather haphazard collection of Windows doodads. It’s probably easier for programmers to make pretty Mac apps, too, what with all the developer tools Apple builds into the operating system. Oh, and on the hardware side, while PC makers are getting better about this every day, I still think my iMac looks better than the Dell XPS One system. The Macbook also looks very cool compared with…oh…every other laptop on the market, though expansion capabilities, beyond memory and hard disk space, are nil internally. Yep, no ExpressCard slot on that little bad boy.

So if you just want to use your computer, whether that means using WIndows or using Mac OS, the Apple bunch trumps Dell, Gateway, HP et al. Though if you’re willing to work it a bit, the latter manufacturers will get you a better deal on a better system. Just be prepared to delete a few miscellaneous trial versions at the get-go. Oh, and your computer won’t be designed by Apple in California, for what that’s worth. Hey, I have nothing against anybody…yet…my next normal laptop will likely be the Dell XPS m1530. My next ultraportable, coming soon? If it proves worth the wierd USB and headphone jack arrangement, the Macbook Air.

Short Bits: Assembler, Android, Headsets, Neener neener

Okay, so here are some rapid-fire bits of bloggery I need to get off my chest to be totally caught up with everything…here at least…

First off, I admire the few, the porud, the assembler programmers. Yu know, the guys who write in assembly language. They are the people who create awesome apps that can be downloaded over dialup like it was broadband, then flipped onto a floppy with room to spare. These guys could probably create an operating system that could fit on a floppy yet still have a graphical interface, mass storage support, decent video and audio, and enough extensibility to add apps easily. For example, a web browser, e-mail client, word processor and spreadsheet that all fit onto another floppy. But I’m probably exaggerating…exaggerating how much space this sort of thing would take up. After all, Steve Gibson’s a-mc-mazing SpinRite disk utility weighs in at around 140k, including a FreeDOS mini-operating system and the means to format and make bootable the media of your choice. Wow. Any other assembler programs out there of note? I’d like to revel in their amazing-ness. After all, not even Windows is written in assembler.

Second, I hope that Google’s Android system is a success. Even if that means an ad or two on my phone, I’ll take it for a smartphone operating system that just works, and works well, providing for lots and lots of powerful applications, no matter whether your phone has a touch screen, a full keyboard, both or neither. Personally, I’m looking to replace my HTC Mogul with a sweet new HTC Dream when that phone comes out for CDMA networks. If Sprint stays above water for that long, that is :/

Third,  both mycell phone headsets have bene washed. My HTC Mogul headset survived, albeit with oneof its heabuds dead. My iPhone headset looked like a piece of junk coming out of the dryer, but it worked fine. But I now dont know where it is…probably washed into oblivion. But hey, that’s a testament to Apple construction. But anyhow, I’ve replaced my Apple heaset with a par of cheap TDK “Gummy” earbuds. To work with the iPhone though, I had to shave off a quarter-inch long swatch ofplastic sheathing near the 3.5mm connector tip. If I have to do that for the Macbook Air (I’m trying it before buying it at this point) that’s just one more reason not to get the little laptop.

Fourth and finally, neener neener. You see, my PC an run Windows XP simultaneously with BSD. Well, Mac OS X, which is based on BSD Unix. Which counts because I can pull up VIM (Vi IMproved) from the Mac OS X terminal. Anyway, with the assistance of my choice of either Parallels or VMWare Fusion, my computer runs two hi-fi operating systems at once, more than can be said of any computer not made by Apple Inc. Cool, huh? Well, it’s cool enough that I’m using OS X instead of Windows to writ ethis post…

Texting

Well, I finally updated this site, by deleting that page of stuff to do as far as posts go. After all, after making off with $1000 worth of software for $100, including TaskPaper (Google it) I can write task lists on my very own computer with ease, so I’m just keep ing blog to-dos there.

So instead of doing calculus 3 or economics questions at the moment, I’ve decided to listen through “Something To Say” by Matthew West to see whether any of its melodies are fit for my radio show, now airing at 6-7 pm Mountain Time Mondays because my original time gotrather hijacked…even though I’m now radio station president. But anyway, I’m also going to rant and rave about text messaging…

First off,why the heck to carriers think they can chargetwo arms and a leg for a service that effectively costs them nothing in bandwidth, is not time-sensitive, is ten years old and generaly a staple that should get cheaper and not more expensive? But let me explain…

A text message merely gets slotted in when your phone checks, every few seconds, with the tower to make sure there are no incoming calls or important stuff like that. There are a few hundred bytes left in the status message, so why not use those to transmit short messages from phone to phone? Thus SMS (Short Message Service) was born. Again, when a phone sends or receives a text, it’s send ing some sort of information anyway, this time around it just happens not to be an empty container.

So why the price hike from five or ten cents per message to fifteen, and now twenty, hard-earned pennies for somewhere between 140 and 160 characters of  text? Even if you can formulate your thoughts better textually than via voice, you can now on a typical phone plan talk for a full two minutes for the price of one text, one way. Two minutes at one hundred words per minute (not unusual) gets you 1000 or so characters. Seems to me texting is WAY overpriced. Especially since the bandwidth it uses, even when directly compared to voice, is less 0.2 seconds of a call. I’m not making this stuff up.  You heard me right; if a carrier is charging 10 cents per minute for calls, they should logically charge 0.1 cents per text message to maintain a similar profit margin. So even a penny per message is a big ripoff. And…twenty cents per message. If you were paying even a penny per text message for data access in that quantity, data would cost six cents per kilobyte, double the “pay as you go” rate for most providers’ rip-off data plans. And we’re paying twenty times that for a single message. Geez.

But there is hope. It’s called “what the carriers want you to do”. That is to say, get a texting bundle. You’ve got Virgin Mobile, offering 30 texts for $2, 200 texts for $5, one thousand texts for $10 and unlimited for $20. So unless you get the unlimited plan you’re paying a minimum of a penny per text, probably more. Other than the packages you’re paying 10 cents per text. To be fair, the packages include picture messaging (much, MUCH more data-intensive, and a decent use of your money,for the few times you use it…I’ve probably sent one hundred of such messages in my life, and we’re atlking 90% uploads to websites, and most people probably only send a message or two per month, if that), IM (data-service based, disgustingly small amounts of data per penny, twopenny ha’penny or dime) or e-mail (using a mini-email program so you won’t ue more than a thousand characters per message without throwing your hands up in desperation). But if you look, you’ll see in the right corner data plans, which start at $0.002 (yes, two tenths of a cent) per kilobyte, and end at a tenth of a cent per kilobyte. A thousand text messages would cost less than a buck. Way less.  But hey, you’ve got unlimited messaging if you want to text your heart out (and, contrary to popular disbelief, people do send\receive upwards of 5000 texts per month, especially if they use texting like instant messaging; with various alerts I use maybe 800-1000 per month on my included-in-plan unlimited feature).

Next, let’s quickly consider AT&T’s GoPhone service. Similar deal as Virgin Mobile; 200 messages for $5, 1000 for $10, unlimited for $20, but individual messages are 15 cents apiece. In contrast, data is $5 for 1 MB, $10 for 5 MB, $15 for 10 MB or $20 for unlimited per month. 1000 texts per month gets you through about $1 of that $5 in data. Or $5 if you pay per kilobyte, a penny per kilobyte to be precise. Not even close to the $10 per month you pay.

Contract time. AT&T has similar offerings to their prepaid service, except you pay $15 for 1500 messages instead of $10 for 1000. Lame. Verizon gives you 500 messages for $10, 1500 messages for $15 or 5000 messages for $20. Oh, and all these plans give you free text to and from Verizon subscribers. You can also get unlimited messaging as an integral part of your phone plan for $20 extra per month. Zzzz. Sprint is a bit better, though they started the 20-cent messaging craze. 300 messages for $5, 1000 for $10, unlimited for $15. Or, if you’re on a new Power Pack plan (one of their recent plans that doesn’t have free incoming calls and starts at $40 per month) you get the unlimited pack for just $10 on top of your plan. Or just grab a special plan (SERO) starting at $30 and get it included…my personal favorite choice. But $10 for unlimited isn’t horrible. Last but not least, T-Mobile gets 400 messages for $5 extra per month, 1000 for $10 or unlimited for $15. Fair enough, considering their plans are a fair bit cheaper than everyone else’s.  But the situation is stillr ather lame.

What I like better is how the smaller carriers do it. In Texas, the local carrier is Five Star Wireless. Unlimited text is $1.95 extra per month. I’ll go for that, if I had their service (I don’t but they have AMAZING coverage). The local unlimited carrier, Pocket (now with over 200,000 customers), gives everyone, on plans $25 and up (in other words, all their plans) the feature, plus unlimited picture messaging.  Sure beats having the carrier pay for voice bandwidth and inter-carrier long distance charges. CricKet gives unlimited text with most of their plans (starting at $30) or offers it for $5 extra. MetroPCS allows you to either add it for $3 per month to their $35 plan or get it free with any plan of $40 or more. That’s more like it.

Okay, so it’s a ripoff. But there are pockets of unlimited-ness out there. So if you text, lok for them and don’t bend to the unnecessary expense of having a line of service otherwise. Your texting overages will mount quicker than your talking overages…

Re: TUAW’s never-ending comment chain about the Macbook Air aka MBA

I’m a sudent and I’m getting the Macbook Air. Now granted I also run a company (iPhoneSIMFree’s top reseller) so I do have a flow of money, but as a student this is an amazing machine…

First off, I’m upgrading from the Toshiba r100, which I got recently. Like others here, I don’t know why Toshiba isn’t put in the mix with Sony etc. in an ultraportable comparison. Anyhow, think Powerbook 12″, except running Windows. And 0.7″ thick, a true ultraportable. This was after the Palm Foleo got cancelled, and now I’m hooked on ultraportable PCs, so much so that I wouldn’t think of bringing my Dell e1505 (.4″ thicker than the MBP) to class now. It’s just too big.

So let’s compare the Air to both my R100 and my 15-month-old e1505. Oh, and I’ve got a “main” computer for heay-duty stuff: the higher-end 20″ iMac, with an external display.

First off, the MBA is actually faster on the high end than the $600 Mac Mini, for comparison. Even after you upgrade the memory to 2GB, Santa Rosa Low Voltage Edition gets you very decent performance, unless you’re trying to import video from a camcorder while running Parallels which is hosting an instance of your favorite PlaysForSure subscribtion app. Wait…no FireWire port on this baby…Apple obviously took that deal into account and specifically left a feature out that, while useful, might have kept the system from being perfectly speedy. Speaking of speed, a LOT of budget laptops out there clock in lower than the MBA. My e1505 is a mere 1.6 GHz with a 533 MHz bus, and a friend’s original Macbook came with a mere quarter of the MBA’s memory and similar processing power in something that might last 3:30 on a charge and was rather heavy. Comparing this with any similarly thin laptop, like the Toshiba R500, you find that it’s about 50% faster on the high end…amazing. Compared with my R100, whih is useable only for web, e-mail, IM and light office work at 1GHz on Pentium M, this can be a full 4x faster, a Godsend for someone who also uses the computer on flights.

Speaking of flights, let’s talk about battery life. I ctually believe Apple’s battery claims for low-usage (web browsing using wireless) scenarios; I remember seeing an iBook with six hours of batery on the countdown. I’ve heard G4 12″ PowerBooks (as opposed to the G4 iBook I was looking at) would get 3:30-4 hours. My “ultralite” gets 2:30 or so, until you plug in a six-cell battery that moves its thickness into line with the current Sony ultraportables and takes battery north of six hours…five hours if you’re doing web browsing via wireless with a reasonable degree of usage. Right in line with the MBA. Again, I believe Apple’s reports because I remember seeing the Macbooks at 4:30 on battery life (impressive but my 15″ Dell can get there, even with Vista’s Aero turned on) and MBPs get maybe three hours. Okay, Apple’s battery specs are totally screwed up on the Macbook\Pro stuff, but then again on the MBA they specify a specific usage scenario, which means that I can return the jobbie if I don’t get that performance.

One other airline deal: in coach class when someone sreclines the seat you need a 10-inch-display, widescreen computer to be able to keep working. Which maxes out at 1024×600 resolution wise if you want to keep your eyesight. Comparing the 13.3″ regular Macbook to my R100, the Macbook is actually shorter height-wise, meaning that it has more “recliner tolerance”. Welcome to the widescreen world. Personally though, 12.1″ is too small for 1280×800…XGA is tops for 12.1″ standard format. 13.3″ I’m fine with. That resolution is also in line with the 1440×900 and 1680×1050 res’s on the 15 and 17 inch MBPs if you look at it. I would NOT want a 1440×900 13.3″ display unless I could turn text sizes back up, which defeats the purpose of higher resolution anyway.

Construction-wise, it’s aluminum, which is cool looking and pretty good when it comes to structural integrity. That’s probably what the next Macbook is gonna be made out of anyhow, judging from the iMac…

Graphics-wise, I’ve heard (or rather, read) that the Intel X3100 graphics are leaps and bounds better than the GMA 950. With 144 MB of memory available (vs. 64 before) you might even fall in line with the 64MB GeForce Go FX 5200 seen on the G4. This would seem pathetic if we were comparing apples to apples, but the MBA has integrated graphics, which translates to better battery life. Oh, and the G4 is a full-size computer, with a thickness that is between 55% and 600% more than the MBA, and a weight that is about 50% more. Comparing this system to other ultraportables, it again compares favorably.

Oh, about weight. Just wondering how much the “strong” people tote around their 5.5-pound laptops. Trust me, losing three pounds makes an appreciable difference when walking several blocks to class, and I’m on a small campus. It’s also really fun to tote around (holding it in your hand) something weighing 3 pounds or so. Five and a half? Not so much.

USB? I agree that Apple should have put another port in there, but let’s face it: coming from a PC, where you get 4 USB ports on a regular laptop, more than on any Mac except the Mac Pro (which is in turn less than what any current desktop PC gets…) I really can’t say anything. At points I’ve had those ports used, plugging in an iPhone, another phone, a flash drive and a memory card reader, but it would have been just as easy to plug the stuff in one at a time. Unless you’re using your laptop as a mobile charging station for your stuff. Anyhow, realistically I can see only one instance n which I personally would need to use two USB ports at once: printing from a flash drive. But you can copy from the drive to your computer, unplug, plug in the printer and print. Or buy a USB hub, which is just as good and saves space on the computer. The only problem is when you’re dealing with optical media…

…which requires the SuperDrive which probably won’t be “hub-able”. Thing is, aside from ripping my Radiohead box set (can be done using Remote Disk or just sharing the iles over the network) this semester and running one app last semester, no big deal. I don’t have an optical drive for my R100 and I’ve gotten along fine without it. Having an inexpensive external high-speed option is great. Though with N wireless and Remote Disk the network throughput is enough that it’s as if you’re using that slimline drive hooked through with USB.

Ethernet? I needed that one time, about a year ago. Everything else I’ve done with a laptop has been wireless, network-wise. I use gigabit on my iMac, onnected to a 100 megabit port in my dorm room, but wireless would be, if slightly slower, still fine for what I need to do. Slower only because my campus doesn’t have N wireless yet.

So, as a student (albeit a rather affluent one…but aren’t you a bit rich anyway when you opt for a Mac over a PC?) the MBA is fine for what I want to do. I haven’t ordered it yet, but once the ship time is a week or so, I’ll be grabbing the 1.8GHz HDD-based option at a similar price to any other ultraportable out there. I don’t know why everyone is complaining about the darn thing being so expensive…oh wait, they’ve obviously never heard of an ultraportable laptop and are thus applauding features that are standard on every ultraportable, wondering where non-ultarportable features went, and not understanding why they have to give up a chunk of processor speed and a chunk of change for something that’s way tiny.

Which reminds me (sorry for the long post): don’t compare this to the Eee PC or whatever Fujitsu puts out in that category. A few words on those machines: woefully slow (especially the Eee, makes my R100 look like a racehorse), unexpandable without hacking, tiny screens with low resolution or even crazier prices. I mean coe on, look at UMPCs. Yech. Leopard wouldn’t even run well on half of ‘em. Oh, and if you’re looking at an ultarportable, they all have mono speakers…except I guess the Eee. Stop complaining.

Lastly, stop harping on the Powerbook G4. If you love it, buy it. It’s the functional equivalent of a Macbook, except with a standard-ratio screen. The graphics aren’t great, no expandability beyond the Macbook, thicker than the Macbook, about the same price range as the Macbook. If you want a replacement for it rather than the Macbook, be advised that Apple can’t make everything, stop the blatant fanboyism and get a 12.1″ Lenovo (IBM) Thinkpad X61. Or the upcoming Dell Vostro 1200. Or the $600 Everex 12.1″ machine available at TigerDirect. Or one of the other multiple 4.x-pound 12.1″ widescreen machines.

Sorry if I’m writing too much about PCs on an Apple blog, but the Keynote is over and we’re not going to see any major upgrades to this for awhile (maybe a speed bump to 2GHz, or a 120 GB single-platter 4200rpm hard disk…which is useable, albeit with a lame 21 MB/s sustained throughput on a disk three years old, on my R100). So if you don’t like it, don’t buy it or buy something else. As for me, the MBA is a great product and I’m buying it.

Macbook Air…the good, the bad, and the other ultraportables out there

Don’t get me wrong. I’m getting the Macbook Air. But due to what else is out there, I’ll likely be getting the base model, which is about as powerful as my year-and-a-half-old $650-ish Dell laptop, except with more memory, no optical drive, three times the price and a hard drive that is smaller than my Dell’s current one but bigger than what it had when I bought it. I love ultraportables, and the Air is no exception…again I’m buying it once it really comes out…but here are some pros, cons and other options.

Pro: It’s the tiniest 13.3-inch widescreen laptop out there. Sort of like how the Macbook Pro series is the tiniest bunch of 15- and 17-inch widescreen laptops out there. Apple is just good at making things thin.

Pro: It’s the thinnest laptop out there. Even the old Sharp Actius MM10 was thicker than the Air for most of its length. The Air is a tad thicker than my current (bad hard disk’d) Toshiba R100 at one edge, but only for a teeny part of its body. The rest of the roundish laptop is much, much thinner.

Pro: It has a decent-sized screen. Personally, I can’t stand WXGA-sized 12.1″ screens, let alone anything smaller. 13.3 inches is the smallest I’d lie to go at that resolution. Surprise: Apple delivers. Note that my current ultraportable has a 12.1″ screen but it is vertical-aspect (you know, like regular monitors on older computers) and lower-resolution, at XGA. Perfectly readable, nicely sized. I like it. The 13.3″ widescreen is darn close to that experience. Except it’ll fit easier in coach class than the rather vertical 12.1″ 4:3 job.

Pro: It has 5 hours of real battery life, built-in. No extra, extended, heavy batteries needed for this one. We’re talking web browsing battery life, without the need for an extended battery that places the laptop a bit away from the ultraportable range it is supposed to be in. It’d be awesome to ditch the extended battery on my R100, but then I’d have maybe two hours of battery life. Maybe. Whereas the Air will likely get six hours if you’re word processing on the plane, or four hours watching an on-drive movie.

Pro:  Accessories aren’t overpriced. The external optical drive is $100, much less than everyone else sells the darn things for. Ethernet can be had for $30, through USB. Not fast gigabit, but it works. Oh, and if you need external display connectors, they’re included. $40 value right there.

Pro: It uses the newest technology available. A 1.8-GHz processor is unheard-of in such a thin machine. Also, the Intel x3100 graphics chipset, while not the greatest, is a good bit better then the GMA 950 that came before it. And the GMA 950 is no slouch for integrated graphics. The only thing missing is the 160-GB 1.8″ hard disk option that is in the iPod classic. After all, you have the iPod classic eighty gigger in the Air to start with, why not offer the extra capacity for another C-note?

Pros: If you’re adventurou, only ten regular phillips-head screws separate you from Macbook modding madness. Don’t let Apple tell you that you can’t switch out your hard disk by yourself…which can probably happen…though you can probably bet on voiding your warranty to do this madness.

Now to the cons…

Con: One. USB. Port. No upgrade connectivity above 480 megabits per second. None. Not even a microphone jack. Not eevn a mini-Firewire 400 jack. Yay USB hubs. I also expect a FireWire adapter to come soon. Though with a 4200-rpm hard disk maybe this thing can’t keep up with uncompressed DV video. Doubt that though.

Con: No upgrades without opening the thing up, either yourself (voiding the varranty) or Apple (which they probably won’t let you do). Yeah I know, it’s to save weight, but…

Con: No user-replaceable battery (except the above). That means, unless you have a special MagSafe power pack, when your battery (singular) is dead, it’s dead. At least it lasts awhile.

Con: Apple charges $300 to up the processor 200 MHz. IBM, who looks to have the same proc, but might not (who knows, looks the same to me) gives it for free if you pay fifty bucks to upgrade your laptop screen. I’m not complaining about the SSD ‘cuz those are expensive, but I will complain about the processor. I’ve decided against paying 17% more for 12.5% more performance on one component. At least, that’s what I feel right now.

Con: There are other alternatives that are a good bit cheaper.

Those alternatives are the IBM ThinkPad x61s (s as in model number, not plural) and the Toshiba Portege R500 (which isn’t cheaper but still in the running). See below for why to get them, or ot get them, over the Air:

R500

Pros:  It has a built-in optical drive, if you want it. It also looks to boast better battery life, by a fair margin, and has enough ports on it that you can actually do something meaningful in terms of extensability. You know, like hook up a video camera. The hard drive is also bigger…and the battery is removable. All this in a chassis that is actually lighter than that of the Macbook Air.

Cons: It’s thicker. Not to say it’s thik…it’s the same height as a dime’s larger dimensions. But still, it’s thicker. The screen is also that annoying 12.1″ model. The processor tops out at 1.2 GHz, quite a bt lower than the one in the Air, and it uses the older GMA 950 graphics system. Oh, and if you want similar specs memory-wise you’re paying more for the system. Which will weigh more than the Air by virtue of its integrated optical drive. Also, no webcam.

Conclusion: If you want dimension-wise smallness rather than sheer thin-ness, the R500 bests the Air. You can also add stuff to the R500…the Air is a closed box unless you void the warranty. The hard disk is bigger on the R500, and you get a decent aount of ports to play with. Then again, the Air has a bigger screen, that fancy schmancy full-size backlit keyboard, a freakin’ huge touchpad, and generally speaking a good bit more processing ower than the R500 It’s also marginally cheaper for what you get.

Thinkpad x61s (Lenovo fka IBM Computers)

Pros: Expandable like crazy…a docking base gives you desktop-like connectivity (as in six USB ports…SIX!). It uses “full size” 2.5″ hard drives so you can get a lot more capacity in there. Upgrade-ability  shouldn’t be a problem either. The battery can last longer, if you opt for a large one. It has a trackpoint,if you’re into that sorta thing. It’s actually lighter than the Air with the standard battery, and has Thinkpad-class quality, aka World Class. Oh, and it’s freaking cheap compared with the Air…similar in price to the Macbook except with no optical drive and a slower processor.

Cons: Larger thickness-wise than the Air, particularly with the extended battery. Which reminds me: with all those full-size components you’re not going to get as good battery life with the smaller battery…think three or four hours. You also pay an arm and a leg for the docking station. There’s also that darn trackpoint…there is no touchpad.

Conclusion: Want an ultralight, not something necessarily ultra-thin? The x61s packs similar specs to the Macbook Air, with probably a better, albeit less stylish, keyboard, for a much, much lower price. Until you add the external optical drive, that is. Then it’s just much lower. You know all that ranting about the processor in the Macbook Air? Looks like it may just be the low-voltage part that the x61s shares…for a lower price. Or maybe not. One thing I know is the Thinkpad is much more “full size” than the Macbook Air in certain components, aka everything but the screen and keyboard. Another thing: what you lose in price you lose in thin-ness, a big deal for people who want to send their laptop through interoffice mail, or shove it into a backpack along with textbooks and other such junk. But then again, you can expand on the x61s. Air? Nope.

So for my needs the Air triumphs. Whether I’ll pony up $300 for a processor upgrade is to be seen in a few weeks. But take a look at the above comparisons…the Air may not be for you.

Amazon S3 is great, but…

Okay, so you hae Amazon S3, the shiny new service that, for a mere $0.15 per GB per month, you can store whatever data you want. Transfer? A mere 10 cents per gig one way, 18 cents per gig the other. $20 gets you JungleDisk so you can tap into all that triple-redundant goodness.

But why not just use your webhost to do data duties?

No, I’m not kidding. Due to their overselling policies, web hosts will give you a heckuva lot more than the above for a whole lot less, because people usually don’t use their tons of web space anyhow. Usually their websites are maybe 50 MB in size or less. But anyway, let’s compare…between S3 and 1&1…

$3.99 – 10 GB storage, 300 GB transfer. $1.50 worth of storage,but if you download\upload that amount you’re n par with S3. If you transfer a ton of data, the webhost comes out ahead. WAY ahead.

$4.99 – 120 GB storage, 1.2 TB (1,200 GB) transfer. If you use a mere third of the storage available in your package, you’ve come out quite a bit ahead of the Amazon offering. Not counting transfer. Wow.

$9.99 – 250 GB storage, 2.5 TB (2,500 GB) transfer. Again, a mere third of storage used means that 1&1 is cheaper than S3. Again, not counting transfer. Duuuuuude.

$19.99 – 300 GB storage, 3 TB (3,000 GB) transfer. Lousy deal if you ask me; you have to use more than half the storage capacity to get your money’s worth, but if you use your full allotment, you’re looking at $45/month from Amazon just to store your stuff. Another $30 to download it, another $56 to upload it.

So how do you use your web space to substitute for S3? Just encrypt your data (or don’t make it easily accessible by some other means). Then open up Windows Explorer or Finder on the Mac and point it to your web space’s FTP server. No tools needed…or if you must, FileZilla is free on Windows and CyberDuck is free on Mac.

So the advantage here is price all around, by a pretty nice margin. The $10 package on 1&1 gives you storage at a mere four cents per gigabyte per month, and your first 10x-the-storage-amount of transfer is free.

The disadvantage? Probably speed. Web servers like 1&1 have lots of people on there at the same time, cramming as many sites on a server as they can. Infrastructure, while good (20 gigabit pipes on their US facility), isn’t optimized for lightning-fast downloading. After all, your website is just text, images and flash demos right? Maybe some PDFs thrown in for good measure. All of them rather small files. Try downloading a big file from freeit4less.com and you’ll see what I mean. No, wait…we don’t have any files to download from there anymore. Anyway, the bandwidth we get is maybe 150 KB/s. Perfectly fine for little files. But big ones? Amazon downloads clock in at 2.5 MB/s on a fast enough connection (you know, college broadband).

Also, web hosts don’t charge based on usage. They charge based on package. So if you arent using up a ton of storage, they’re a flat-out lousy choice. Using 20 GB of storage and 10 GB of transfer per month? $4.40 on S3. $4.99 on 1&1. If the files are just sitting there, $3 on Amazon, $4.99 on 1&1. That’s because web hosts are out to make money on people that don’t max out the service. S3 is out to make money on customers who use the service. That’s it.

Because of this, Amazon can scale dynamically for a traffic flood. For example, if you put up your software as part of the MacHeist deal (really good deal, e-mail me if you want more info…hurry though if you’ve got a Mac…the deal ends in less than a week) Amazon will keep charging you a dime per gig for data transfer. Web hosts will just overload. That’s where the difference lies between Amazon (and guys like Cachefly) and a regular web host: the former are CDNs (content delivery networks) whereas the latter are mere places to put your website. There is a difference in performance and the mentality behind that performance.

Cool to think about though. As for me, when I need web hosting I’ll go with 1&1. For storage, I’m sticking with S3 for the moment, at least until my internet connection gets slower when I move back home for the summer, then onto cable at my non-dorm location. Shoot…they use Comcast. But wait…I don’t need storage…I use Mozy for backup. But I digress…

My Answers to the Rep. YouTube Debate Questions

Yeah, this is very old, but I might as well post this now, rather than waiting any longer…sorry for it being rough around the edges…

Q2: Sanctuary City
I will most certainly not make America a ’sanctuary city’ country. All internationals must be here legally or be elsewhere, under law, and I intend to enforce this law. If they want citizenship, it should be made readily available to them. If they do not want the responsibilities of a citizen, and do not want to accept the limitations of other programs we offer, like green cards and guest worker programs, then they are not welcome in the United States. Simple as that.

Q3: Amnesty for illegal immigrants
I will. Again, if they want to be citizens or legal aliens I have no problem that, but they must come in by the front door like everyone else. It shouldn’t be easy for an illegal alien to work here, but hard for a legal alien to work here, either by obtaining citizenship or by participating in our nation’s guest worker programs.

Q4: Will I have a job?
If it continues to fail, you may not. That is a valid problem. However we will strengthen our borders against illegal immigration while at the same time making legal immigration a process less prone to red tape so that it will cease to be a problem. Let’s let those who are legal into our country, according to our laws, and let’s keep illegals out. If elected, I will persevere in the task of doing both.

Q5: College Rates
–don’t have to answer…I’m not Mike–

Q6: Conspiracy
–don’t have to answer…I’m not Ron–

Q7: National Debt
First, we need to kill pork barrel bills. Next, we need to reform our tax structure in such a big way that the IRS no longer exists. Third, we need to go over government services in an efficient, effective way to cut spending where it is not needed, and re-form agencies as needed for more cost-effective operation. This may mean not hiring on government employees after current ones retire. The solution here is technology. By downsizing government and government spending, which includes doing away with the complex income tax structure in favor of other more direct taxation structures, we can start the debt counter counting downward.

Q8: Top Three Cuts
First, I’d cut out the IRS by reforming tax structures as I said before. Next, I’d privatize social security, leaving it to be conducted in a more businesslike way. Third, I’d reform the education system so that all aspects of the system would be tuned for efficiency without sacrificing performance. Big job I know, but education spending can be cut while maintaining, or even increasing, performance. You just have to break current paradigms of finance in our government, and we can start climbing back out of the hole of debt. It’s that simple.

Q9: Fair Tax
I’m going out on a limb here for people who depend on taking advantage of the current tax structure, but I support it and do so wholeheartedly. Putting taxes out in the open kills overhead on the government end and anxiety on the citizen end. It’s a win-win.

Q10: Never Raise Taxes
I pledge to the people, not to a single organization, to reform taxes so that, while in a different form, your taxes will be the same or lower than what they are now. And I believe, through downsizing of government and government spending, such a goal is imminently attainable.

Q11: Farm Subsidies
This is a tough question. Looking into the situation of energy, farm subsidies aren’t doing anything to help our energy situation. Plant fuel, while better than fossil fuel, is only feasible through government subsidies, riding on the backs of taxpayers. Such a system of wealth redistribution cannot stand; I plan to, at the very least, do away with ethanol-centric farm subsidies during my term. I’m sure you as citizens, taxpayers and observers of the currently growing debt will thank me.

Q12: Lead Toys
This is a big problem due to the low quality of Chinese-made toys. The bigger problem is how we deal with our economy; it is practically tied to that of China’s. Therefore I plan massive China-ralated and generally internationally-related economic reform so China will either be forced to improve its products on a more open market, or will be forced out of the marketplace by someone else. Additionally, the best idea for making sure your toys are not harmful, is by buying American, where quality is of paramount value. But that’s a given…

Q13: Gun Control
Five words: I’ll have none of it. Second-ammendment rights must be preserved as are nationally observed right now, if not to an even larger extent.

Q14: Gun Exam
No. Doing so would infringe upon gun users’ rights. The government should not get into matters like this; at worst it should be left to the states. At best, you might walk into a gun store and they would administer their own tests, for liability’s sake. The more people who have guns, the safer our country is.

Q15: Guns You Own
I have multiple guns. However their models and locations are undisclosed and will remain so until I have need of them.

Q16: Abortion Punishment
If Roe v. Wade was overturned, my personal conviction is that abortion should be treated as a breed of murder. However others may not agree, and therefore I would leave the matter up to the states, as it is not defined anywhere in the Constitution.

Q17: Would you sign a federal abortion ban?
If congress passed such a ban, after overturning Roe v. Wade, I would certainly pass it. Though more likely the matter would simply be left to the states at that point.

Q18: On the Death Penalty, WWJD?
I apologize, but I’m not Jesus and Jesus was, thankfully, not a politician. I can’t put words in His mouth but you can of course, through first amendment rights, decide for yourself the answer to this question.

Q19: Every word of the Bible?
Yes I do believe every word of the Holy Bible. I likely construe it differently than you do, however I do believe every word. I believe it to be inerrant, infallible, inspired, though some parts are obviously, that is to say marked by the text to be, allegorical or symbolic. Again, we don’t decide, except from the text, what is not to be taken literally.

Q20: Repair Image of America
First, we must remain strong, staying the course in Iraq. Second, we must scale down our presence in Iraq as those in the nation feel they are able to grasp the reins of control with no inhibition. We must be, and must be seen as, strong, however by the same token as harbingers of freedom, not a militaristic occupation force seeking to dominate the world.

Q21: Is waterboarding torture?
I will defer to higher authorities on the topic than myself, but upon research of the topic I personally conclude that it is. I would certainly call it so if I were to be afflicted with the methods described by that name.

Q22: Permanent in iRaq
I do make a long-term commitment for those in Iraq, but only for as long as they genuinely want us over there. When the Iraqi government is set up, and they want to take control of the country and feel they have the power to do so, we must in the interest of freedom scale down our involvement there. This is the true meaning of freedom.

Q23: 9/11 Rudy
–I’m not Rudy, don’t have to respond–

Q24: Should the vice president have so much power?
The vice presidency has two uses. The first is as a replacement should the president be put out of commission. The second is as a complement to the president’s abilities, making up by his strengths the president’s weaknesses. So if I have little experience in an area, I have no problem having the vice president helping me. He’s not running the country, but he is in such a powerful position for a reason.

Q25: Gay army
All I can say here is that the armed forces do what is best for the morale and cohesiveness of our troops. If anyone of any particular persuasion detracts from this morale and cohesiveness, gay or not, they should probably be replaced with someone who would contribute to these paramount virtues of military work. Then again, if sexual persuasion does not impact a unit negatively, it can of course keep going, though I personally do not support such a lifestyle.

Q26: Log cabin republicans
I accept your support if your views on all issues line up closer to my policies than those of anyone else running for the office. However I’m not changing these policies for your benefit, as an advance warning, so you may choose to go elsewhere. If you do, I understand your reasoning.

Q27: Social Security
On my agenda is the privatization of social security to make it a more economical undertaking. Also on my agenda is reversing the debt trend of America. This will result in repayment of monies owed to Social Security. The program needs to be fixes, and so does our whole government fiscal system, and I’m ready to do it.

Q28: Space Ex
I absolutely support continuance of the space program. However this comes as second priority to getting the country economically on its feet again. At that point of economic recovery we will have our best efforts to put toward space exploration, and we will of course put renewed efforts in that direction at that time.

Q29: A-A Reps
Because we don’t ask them to, and the Democrats do. I am openly inviting people of all ethnicities and creeds to vote for myself in the upcoming election on the basis of what policies they favor most, not simply shrug me off because they’re women and so is Hillary…I hope…or they’re black and so is Obama…sort of…again, we have to ask minorities to vote for us, and so far we have not done so and Democrats have. That’s why I invite everyone, black, Hispanic or white, to look at what I stand for, and if I stand for what you think I should…and where I stand won’t change…vote for me.

Q30: Stars and Bars
Quite simply, it’s a proud token of Southern heritage. While it probably shouldn’t be flown in public places due to possible misinterpretation, there’s no intrinsic problem with the Dixie battle flag if it reminds you of a noble time, place and system, or if it is placed as a relic in a museum or book with accompanying explanation. I myself celebrate this rich heritage, though I mourn the downfalls that sent the South, and rightly so, to defeat in the War Between the States.

Q31: Infrastructure
It’s a long and drawn out process, but someone has to do it. However “someone” doesn’t necessarily have to be government. If infrastructure is privately owned or otherwise not government-operated, government should merely make sure that progress is going well on reparation of infrastructure, whether by companies, states or our own, limited-involvement crews, and offer incentives for performance that exceeds high expectations. Infrastructure is a problem, however we can fix it and do so in an efficient, effective way.

Last two questions I don’t need to answer.

My Circle Gets Better

Well, Alltel has done it again. And I’ve finally tagged a post. Geez, I need to get back into that again.

Anyhow, Alltel has extended their My Circle (unlimited calls to\from a set amount of numbers). As of yesterday, you got 10 My Circle numbers with any plan of $60 or more. Now, you get My Circle with $50 plans as well (albeit with only 5 numbers). Grabbing a $100 plan? You get an amazing 20 numbers to call, unlimited-ly. So when you get a 2000-minute  plan, you no longer need a 2000-minute plan…at least if you’re calling to\from 10 people 650 minutes per month. Personally, I can’t imagine talking more than 1000 minutes a month, but from a chatterbox aunt I know it can be done. Hmm…if her Sprint contract doesn’t work out I may have some bill analysis to do. My Circle might just be the thing for heavy talkers, who are talking to a select number of people. You know, the girlfriend who has girlfriends on various cell providers and a boyfriend who’s smart enough to just get an unlimited provider for much less money. Just throwing ideas out there…

…and back to non-tech, or not. Sorry to those of y’all who thought I’d put something non-techie up here. Now to finish up listening to This Week in Media…then to read my Chemistry text.

Xohm

I love the idea of WiMax. In fact, when  get out of college I hope to start an ISP based on the tech. I also love Sprint. But come on guys, roll out the network and do it quickly so you can beat the competition to the punch. Y’all already have a network that is just as fast as Verizon’s, and much faster than AT&T’s…and you’ve got more coverage than either of them. now take the next step…

Yes, I’m talking about Xohm, the purported $40-a-month non-contract, non-subsidized, device-centric (very cool from a cell phone carrier) WiMax network powered by Intel &co. Problem is, aside fromthe price it’s a disappointment as of yet. There are only three pilot cities so far (Chicago, Baltimore, D.C.) and the tech has to be augmented with other stuff if you want to go elsewhere and still have ‘net access. I’m absolutely in favor of $40-a-month wireless access with no contract required…especially if it’s low-latency, reasonably fast and can be used by whatever for whatever (all this is fulfilled by WiMax) but I want it where I am, and it looks to not be going that way for awhile. I mean come on, they say 100 million people covered by the end of the year or something like that. We’re talking coverage that makes AT&T’s lousy HSDPA network look good.

Oh, and the speed isn’t that great compared with current offerings. It is better, but not a ton better. We’re talking Xohm here, not the WiMax tech itself. WiMax can speed up to 70 Mbps, or about 10 Mbps at 10 km. Both ways. My idea for an ISP could thus pump 20 Mbps out of a WiMax link with no problem, assuming ample amplification or a nearby tower. Heck, you can even get a signal out at dozens of km, though the link quality would be lousy enough to make the connection unattractive as real broadband.

But Xohm? 2-4 Mbps down, 1-3 Mbps up. Not horrible, but a large proportion of cell phones today on Verizon and Sprint can download at megabit-plus speeds and upload at 100k+. I tether my smartphone to my computer and got 1.6 Mb/s down and about 130k up. This is from the original EVDO technology, which has since been replaced by Revision A in data cards. The maximum speeds there? 3.1 megabits down, 1.8 megabits up. Real-world speeds can get up around 2 Mb/s down, 500 kb/s up, with 200 ms latency. Okay, so Xohm halves ping times, drives up download speed a little, and at least doubles upload speeds. Anything else, while we’re waiting? Maybe more backbone lines so that the true potential of WiMax will be realized? Oh wait…that would also put EV-DO on very good footing relative to WiMax, since the real speed limit for EV-DO in many areas is how much backbone there is at a particular tower.

So maybe Xohm will start that wireless revolution and internet revolution we need so badly. Sprint can pll out all the stops because it isn’t a landline carrier anymore. But I wouldn’t bet on it at the feature and coverage level were seeing at the moment. Interesting how they’re being very conservative on how well internet video will play back on various speed connections. I know YouTube will work fine over a megabit, but they’re right about the other stuff.

All that said, I can’t wait for Xohm.

Get A Mac…or not

Okay, I’m a Mac user. And a PC user. I like both platforms equally. So I feel I have the right to criticize either platform if I want to. You know, like how my laptop, with a full gigabyte of memory, can’t be used for anthing while it’s importing DV video and encoding it into WMV. Guess I need something more powerful. But anyway, I’ll see if I can provide an answer to all of Apple’s reasons to get a Mac, tit for tat. Not going to even bring into the equation that you can get something that’s as powerful as a Macbook Pro for a mere $1400 from Dell. No wait…the Dell is more powerful. Hmph. Anyway…

1. It Just Works
True, if you have a fairly limited subset of the hardware available out there. Don’t try hooking up your Mocrosoft LifeCam to your Mac Mini…the Mac will act like it isn’t even there. Or try hooking up an inexpensive laser printer, or a Canon copier, or a relatively new HP photo printer over a network (the other end of the connection is a Windows computer, let’s say). Nothing. So it just works…if you have the right hardware, or if you install Windows on it.

2. You can make amazing stuff
Um…Windows users don’t have to buy a new version of MicroLife for $79 every time it comes out, only to find that some features have been dumbed down or require zillions of horsepower to do well. I mean, skimming is nice but I use iMovie HD because I want more control over my footage. Or Windows Movie Maker. iPhoto? Try Windows or Windows Live Photo Gallery, or Google’s Picasa2. iTunes is available on Windows, but I like Windows Media Player better. iWeb? Meet the web…WordPress looks better and doesn’t need to sit on your computer. I’m forgetting something I’m sure…besides GarageBand, which I’ll talk about later…help me someone…

3. Everything-ready
Yes, you can use your Bluetooth headphones with your Mac. You can use some Bluetooth phones with your Mac even. Oh, and you can use a few printers and scanners…though a lot of ‘em you can’t. Windows Mobile devices of course are harder to work with. Disk drives? Of course. Keyboards and mice? Yep. Can you use them on Windows too? Sure. Might require some software, but the software gives you extra features that Macs just don’t get. Or that software allows the device to work in the first place…I don’t like hunting for dirvers either, but lately I haven’t had to and finding drivers is better than not finding them.

4. 114,000 viruses? Not on a Mac.
Just wait. Once you get enough market share, hackers will start writing for the Mac. Look what happened to the iPhone. There is Mac antivirus out there, but most people don’t need it…yet. Then again, unless you don’t know what you’re doing you don’t need antivirus on Windows either. Not kidding.

5. Still the most advanced OS
The features touted as “more advanced” are available in Windows Vista, or via Google Desktop (yep, just one app) in XP. Next, please?

6. The latest Intel chips
Last time I checked, your consumer-line products tended to be a tad behind in tech, only catching up a few months after the tech is released. Pro products tend to be a few weeks ahead of the curve, true, but in the end PC gets the same technol0gy (minus EFI) as Mac, at a lower price point. Oh, and Windows isn’t optimized for a particular processor…it’s optimized for ANY x86 processor. Meaning it will run well on any computer you throw at it, depending on specs (Vista or XP), not be confined to a particular tiny subset of hardware like the Mac is. Last time I checked, there were about two dozen times as many PC makers that are major as Mac makers, because the Mac just doesn’t support a decent subset of internal hardware. That, and Stevie Jobs wants to keep a close vest. By the way, Leopard is pretty much the resource-hungry best that Windows Vista is, except Windows Vista generally has more whiz-bang visual effects than Mac OS…and the translucently disgusting menus don’t count.

7. No hunting for drivers.
Right. You don’t need to search; you either have them or you don’t. If you don’t, you’re…hmm…screwed. Yeah, that sounds about right.

8. Design that turns heads.
Well, that’s comparing Apple to PC makers, who don’t pay their design teams, or don’t have them, or something. But take another look…HP and Dell are getting better-looking all the time. Or you can grab an Acer Ferarri laptop…how cool is that? Don’t get me wrong, I am happy with how my iMac is designed, but PC makers are catching up…and they give you design choices, not a select-from-thrse-six-designs-across-our-platform mentality. You’d think that Apple was pursuing an economy of scale, which went out awhile back for high-end stuff like computers.

9. Instant video chats.
First off, you need to get an account to work with the chat program. At which point the PC has caught up to you; WIndows Live Messenger does the same thing, perhaps better over low-bandwidth connections (in my experience) with a simple download…MS could not include it due to antitrust stuff last I heard. So why can Apple bundle all the good stuff? Geez.

10. More fun with photos.
One word: Picasa2. Another few words: MS Photo Gallery. Now stop bragging and start working on development again. People aren’t going to switch because of iPhoto anymore unless they’re ignorant, and nobody likes to be ignorant, right?

Oh, and quick interjection here: my parents use Windows…on a Mac mini. So there.

11. Hollywood style movies.
Excuse me while I laugh my head off on this one. We’re talking iMovie ‘08 here? Gimme a break. Also, if you haven’t noticed, Windows Vista Home Premium (the most common iteration of Vista) also has a very passable suite of video editing tools. They’re called Windows Movie Maker and Windows DVD Maker, if memory serves me…and they don’t let you overdo your menus, then ask you to randomly put less motion in them. Geez. Oh and now I remember: iDVD was the iLife app I forgot. So what?

12. One-click websites
Actually, this is false advertising. No website can be made in a click Especially when it requires paying for .Mac to get that site up, or your webhost, or whoever. Okay, iWeb is good software, but KompoZer is available for Windows, and doesn’t come as part of a $79 suite. In fact, it doesn’t cost a penny. Yep, iWeb seems to be for people who want to whip up something quickly, but you can do that with WordPress last time I checked. No reason to switch.

13. Amazing podcasts.
Sorry, but everyone and their dog still doesn’t podcast. But for those who do this is a valid point. Then again, I still haven’t figured out how to work GarageBank. Maybe I’m dense, but…oh and you can use the free Audacity on the Windows side for this sorta thing.

14. Rock star tunemaking
Whatever. Tout GarageBand twice, willya? Still don’t know how to use it for whatever reason. Can some Machead help me?

15. Awesome out of the box.
Agreed. Most big box manufacturers love to box their computers with extra software. The Mac, or any PC that you install Windows on yourself, has none of it. Also, Dell now has the Vostro line of computers. Sure, they’re just black boxes, but there’s no extra software…and without the extra software, Windows runs nicely. Hmm…if PC makers actually got the extra software right then PCs would, too, be just as awesome.

Vista Reasons

1. No upgrade nightmares.
Hey, at least you can upgrade Vista in your sleep . Okay, I’m kidding, but my nearly-new iMac (bought AFTER Leopard came out) had to have Leopard installed twice. What an ordeal. If that ain’t a nightmare, or at least part of one, then ask anyone else who has tried to upgrade to Leopard and had problems, how they feel. Probably as Mac-headed as ever. But you’ll be able to find them.

2. You can even run Windows
Yep, thanks for finally seeing the light Apple, and making your computers 5x faster in the process. My parents are “even running Windows” right now. I “even run Windows” and wouldn’t have bought a Mac if I couldn’t have. Now stop treating us like illegitimates.

3. It’s simpler
Ooookay, if you’ve never used a computer before. But if you’ve used Windows, it’s like dude, totally radical. Oh, so you’re talking about versions? Well, if you’re a business guy you don’t want to have to pay for frilly home features, right? And if you’re a home user you don’t need business features. But if you’re a power user you want everything. Easy enough; it’s kind of like buying Microsoft Office…you pay for the features you need. Novel concept.

4. You don’t have to buy new stuff
Weeeelllll, you might need to once 10.6 comes out. If you bought a computer in ‘05 before Intel machines came out, sounds like you’re out of luck when the next upgrade rolls around. Hey, at least you can upgrade a late 1999 computer to work very well with Windows XP, or run Vista on a computer from 2003 with maybe $20 worth of extra RAM. All right, if you want Aero you need a beefier system, but seriously Apple, you guys scale down graphics too when the computer isnt powerful enough…and I noticed a few hiccups running 10.5 on a current-generation Mac Mini that someone would end up paying around $800 for, including keyboard, monitor and mouse. Don’t throw stones in a glass house, especially when you can’t reinforce the glass!

5. Know iTunes? You know the Mac.
More like, you know iTunes. iTunes for Mac works differently (a bit) than iTunes for Windows, and iTunes for Mac in turn works differently (a bit) than any other Mac OS program. I mean come on, when the “zoom: button does who-knows-what, your Windows key is nw the functional equivalent of Ctrl on the PC…yeagh. Mac ain’t PC.

6. Macs run Microsoft Office.
Right, but since the release of Intel, Office has run slow because it’s designed for the older PowerPC platform. Thankfully for Mac users, the new Office ‘08 has remedied the problem, but Office ‘07 on Vista delivers a can of whoop-you-know-what in terms of power-of-use (there is a learning curve to the new UI so not quite ease of use) compared to ‘08 for Mac. Office was meant to run on PC. So y’all Mac users just sit back with your little iWork and create TPS reports…no wait, iWork can’t do that. Scratch that…

7. You can take it with you.
Are we talking Back to My Mac? Nope, because it doesn’t work. Are we talking ultraportables? Not yet…all of Apple’s laptops are rather heavy and though they’re thin for regular laptops, they haven’t made the step toward ultimate portability…yet. Oh, so we’re talking file formats. Welcome to the revolution, Apple. Everyone else has been compatible for years…Linux, Windows, Palm OS, Windows Mobile, Symbian. Geez.

So I love my Mac. But most of Apple’s claims are empty. We just need to get the PC makers to stop shipping over-bloated, under-powered Vista machines and all of this Apple marketing is for naught, and Apple will have to find something legitimate to crow about. Which they have. It’s just not the above.